Ken Lung

Ken starred in the very first Bruising Pit. He hates students and is trying to get the hang of F**ebook.

Bobby Clamp

Bob loves Motörhead. Works at the Pixies Piles Pub, drinks way too much. He would also like you all to know that he is smooth with the ladies.

Walter Benjamin

is damned clever. He wrote The Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction before committing suicide in 1940. He now hangs out with Kenny and Bobby and is unbeatable at most form of card games.